“Wow, you have a fantastic forehead! Its so smooth! It’s
almost like marzipan!”
“Why thank you!” Its my fathers.”
“Your fathers?
“Yeah I got it from my dad. Great forehead!”
“Oh, so it’s a family thing? Did all your siblings
get your fathers forehead?”
“Don’t be silly. He only had one.
I took it from him one day when he was sleeping and
stuck it on.
You should have seen me before this. My forehead was
all sunken and wonky. I was … in a bad accident … Involving a gremlin.
Thank goodness I got a new one. And a much nicer
one. It really suits me doesn’t it?”
“Yeah. It looks very tasty. I just want to bite it.”
“Ok. Just don’t take out any chunks. I don’t have
any more replacements.”
“But, what about your dad? What did he use?”
“Fondant.”
“…… um… …Fondant?”
“Yes. Fondant.”
“That’s difficult to visualize.”
“Oh here’s a picture of my parents.”
“Oh how lovely. That IS a fantastic fondant forehead!
“Oh here’s a picture of my parents.”
“Oh how lovely. That IS a fantastic fondant forehead!
“Yeah. He quite likes it.”
“I can imagine.
“And so many decorative shapes and colours!”
“Yeah, he changes it with the seasons. The neighbourhood
kids go crazy about it around Easter!”
“Haha. That sounds awesome.”
“It is. But mom says she can do without the
attention in church.”
“I understand. Your mother is very pretty though.
You have her eyes.”
“I know.”
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