Birds Feasting On Toes

ONLINE CONVERSATIONS

27.4.10

Between Annalisa and I

16:36Me

anna

16:36Annalisa

yes mark?

16:36Me

think about toes

my toes

hairy toes

16:37Annalisa

um...y?

16:37Me

with bits of nail fallen off

now there are birds feasting on my toes

im asleep and i dont notice

16:37Annalisa

huh?

eww

16:37Me

and they peck at my toes

16:37Annalisa

birds

16:37Me

and they take chunks of flesh off

and my toes are bleeding onto the bed. and the birds make screeching sounds

and i wake up and scream

and the birds attack my toes more and more

i try to shake them off but i cant

they hold on with their beaks

then they attack your toes

you little toes

soon you shal have no more toes anna

the birds are coming for them!

16:40Annalisa

ill wear shoes

=)

16:40Me

they will peck through the shoes anna

they shall take your shoes along with your toes

shoes are just appetiser to birds

16:46Annalisa

hmmm

okay then

16:47Me

and when your shoes are ruined what will match your top???

nothing!

nothing will match

16:47Annalisa

my shoes will b ruined?!?!

noooooooooooooooooooo

16:47Me

and you'll be mismatched

16:47Annalisa

take my feet but not the shoes!!!

oh th beautiful shoes!!!!

16:49Me

can i put this convo up in a note?

it amuses me greatly

16:49Annalisa

no

hey!

i was joking!!!!

16:49Me

HAHAHAHAHAHA

if you say so dear

if you say so

i shall entitle it. birds feasting on toes.

16:50Annalisa

ok but dont mention me..

16:51Me

but im going to copy paste the convo

and each time you say something you name preceeds it

16:51Annalisa

sigh...

Between Kanika and I

Me

how creeped out would you be by the thought of birds feasting on your toes while you were sleeping?

16:45Kanika

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VERY MUCH SO!

16:46Me

because of the birds? because you were sleeping? or because of the feasting?

16:46Kanika

birds

16:47Me

ah.

how strange

alot of women seem to be creeped out by birds

16:56Me

the feasting really didnt matter much?

16:56Kanika

i didnt get past the birds :P

16:56Me

lol

30.4.10

Between Annalisa and I

Annalisa

hi mark!

ooooo

did i tell u?!

i was sitting on my terrace tht day with my dog

n i was givng her biscuits

n there was this crow

n he was looking at me

n then he was looking at me feet!

O-O

O_O

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